Robbie McKinnon: Fucking Professional.

Gimme a wink, let me know you're alive
Do what you will, we're only here for a while( Application )

Warded to Eleanor and Oliver.

Thanks for the earmuffs!

Warded to Beatrix.

Thanks for the things. You don't have to take me to dinner, though. Maybe just drinks sometime?

Warded to McKinnons.

Thanks for     I'm not totally sure what it is yet. Did I tell you I almost got eaten by a polar bear the other night?

Fun fact: polar bears have blue tongues and black skin.

Evie is right. Birthdays are fucked. So I'm cancelling mine.

Warded to McKinnons.

Joey and I are moving in together, I think. Not in Tinworth though.

I know bonfire night was the other night but I think we should set some purists houses on fire. Travers and Yaxley come to mind first.

Warded to Joey.

Now I know how you feel when I try to get you to eat. Neil is driving me insane.

Anyway, I put together a list of all the times Chuck and I talked and he was vaguely threatening to show Auror Moody when I talk to him.

Good to know there is still a little justice left around here.

It wasn't a popular idea last time, but since everyone seems to hate them unanimously, how about we ship all the hags off to the Isle of Man.

Anyway, I got a new kilt today. I don't even care if some people think they're just skirts.

As much as I hate hags, I would give my first born child to them if it got rid of the death eaters. I don't know how that would work, but I would.

Warded to Ellie.

I can come in tomorrow if you need me, for a few hours at least.

Warded to Joey.

Hi.

I just want to say that I had nothing to do with that dragon.

Warded to Marlie.

neil and irv are probably wondering where i've been. joey thinks it's a weekend long bender with a fight thrown in somewhere so if they ask, tell them that, too. actually, could you tell ellie, too?

and if they're all as pissed off about it as she is, then that's



something. i don't think a word exists yet for it being shitty when you have to make yourself look bad to cover up for doing something kind of good

Warded to Alice.

how is joey? i'd ask her myself but i can't talk to her right now and she'd probably lie to me anyway

Warded to the Order.

Death Eaters attacked Dedalus, like we thought, but Dedalus captured some old guy. Rosier. I just left our friend at the DMLE with a note.

I'm going to go celebrate with some pain potions.

I've decided to get a yacht.

Warded against anonymous twats

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEIL!

Damn the man.

Warded to Joey.

WAKE UP SOON


please

Warded to McKinnons.

Marlie and I found a flat. So I'm moving Saturday. Thanks for letting me stay Irv.

Anyway, Joey is the Auror that was really badly hurt yesterday. Of fucking course. So I'll be at St Mungo's.

Even if they weren't really Death Eaters, good people don't almost kill Aurors. Just saying.

Warded to Marlie.

I'm going to look at some flats in Glasgow today. Do you want to move in, too or would you rather stay with Sturgis? I don't mind either way. Whatever's easiest for you.

Warded to McKinnons.

Guess that trip to Disney World is out now. Oh and apparently, Chuck wasn't very happy about his birthday gift. I tried to get him to elaborate on why but he seemed more interested in making vague threats.

No leaving the country? What a load of bollocks. What's next? Ministry-issued clothing so the death eaters are easier to spot? Or maybe they're building a bunch of Ministry houses that we'll all be forced to live in so they'll know what everyone's up to all the time.

Isn't there a point where all this shit they're making us sacrifice for "the greater good," whatever the fuck that means, just makes us all a fucking joke. Especially when there's such an obvious fucking solution.

Warded to McKinnons.

I sent Chuck a troupe of mimes that were transfigured skunks for his birthday. Just thought you might want to know.

Warded to McKinnons.

Irv, you have money. Can you buy Tinworth and have it condemned?

Can we go to Disney World now?

I really hope all the sane people are getting the fuck out of Tinworth. I think I just visited for the last time and was attacked by a . Besides no reason to go there anymore apparently

Warded to Thisbe.

i need to talk to you.

ugh

even if i stole chuck's thesaurus i don't think i'd find words to describe how shitty everything is

i deserve an award for even getting out of bed

[There is some blood on the page]

never going back to america

Does anyone know how many galleons 10,000 american dollars are?

Warded to McKinnons.

Sorry for not saying something sooner but with everything earlier today, I just went to Vegas on my own. That was really fucking awkward. You're all free to meet me there, though. As long as you don't mind sharing a bath tub with penguins. It's a really big one, at least. I don't think I'll be gone long if no one else wants to come.

Warded to Thisbe.

I'm in Vegas for a few days. Just thought you should now. How are you holding up? I'd have invited you along but it's shit here if you're not 21 and I can't get a Muggle British passport that could say you were in less than a week.

Warded to Ellie.

Sorry, love but it looked like no one else was that interested in getting away. I just went on my own. I'll be back in plenty of time for the pub opening. Don't work too hard! I'll bring you back something good.

What are good names for a pair of black and white   cats?